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so-doggone-funny:

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a circus in Germany that uses holograms instead of animals to stop animal abuse (x)

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hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

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mmmmmmmilk duds

*snickers*

well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves

I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this

Talk about a payday

you’re all a bunch of nerds

you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums 

That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…

hush up you airhead 

these are very candy-corny

these jokes are lifesavers

Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing

don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead

well this was a fun dip into madness

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

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